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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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