- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

Women's Rights

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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