- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Your mother is average.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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