- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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