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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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