- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Ham sandwich

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

poopoo

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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