- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Knock knock. Its open.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Pianos.

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Knock Knock. Doors open

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

knock knock go away

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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