Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

why did katy fall off her bike?

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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