- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

The Oakland Raiders

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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