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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What happened to my sunglasses?

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What's the difference between a duck?

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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