- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

why did katy fall off her bike?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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