Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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