- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

So a seal walks into a club.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Detroit has a low crime rate

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