Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Guest what? Dog

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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