What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

God is real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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