Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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No antijoke here.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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wenis

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Poop

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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