- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Why did the man die? He was old.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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