What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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This is not a joke.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Andoni was here

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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