roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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