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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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