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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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