- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Stephen Hawking

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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