- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

knock knock come in

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

I love pissing people off :P

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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