hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

hi michael

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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