- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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