Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

The holocaust

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What's red and has wheels? A red car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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