- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

im telling maguire

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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