How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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