Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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The Labour Party.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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