- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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