- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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