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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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