2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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