What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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roses are red poo is poo

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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A woman who owns a parrot leaves her home, forgetting that a plumber is scheduled to come fix her sink. A few minutes after she leaves, the plumber arrives and knocks on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waits for a minute and, seeing that nobody has come to the door, knocks again. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, a little more loudly, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink!" The plumber waits for a minute and bangs hard on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screams, "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIINK!!!" Just then, the plumber clutches his chest and falls dead to the ground. When the woman returns home, she sees the dead man in front of her door. She opens her door to go to her phone and asks the parrot, "who is it?" The parrot replies, "WHO IS IT?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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