How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

your no better than a cockroach

Robin, get in the car!

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Antijokes...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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