What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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