What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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