There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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What? Huh?

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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