- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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