Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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