im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

how do you win a game try your best

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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