- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

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