George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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