- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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