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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What do you call an arab ?

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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