- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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