There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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