- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

whats black? the colour

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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