- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What did the snake say to the rat?

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

BIG PENIS

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Cheese

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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