- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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