why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Manchester City

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

you know whats not funny white boards.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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