What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Anti-Joke.com Post anonymously with no editing!

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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