- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

hi mom

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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