What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

A miserable man committed suicide.

A black man walks out of a police station

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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