- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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