How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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