What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Justin Bieber.

My spelling is horrible

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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