- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

su algato es en fuego

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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