Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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John Cena

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Pineapple.

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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