How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

jews

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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