A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

a black man walks out of popeyes

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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