- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why did the chicken cross the road...

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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