If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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