so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Justin Bieber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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