- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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