What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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Small Penis.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Anti Joke

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