- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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