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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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