- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

alert('The Game')

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

My children are mistakes

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

Oh, go away

TIMMY

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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