- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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