What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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I'm so punny.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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