Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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