- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

taking out the trash... at night

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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