Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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su algato es en fuego

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Ms Leong Sux

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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