- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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