- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

taking out the trash... at night

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

whats green and slimy? green slim

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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