- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

u know whats a crime? rape

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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