- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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