- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

why dont they make black forks

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Do the roar!

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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