- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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