- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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