Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Your mother just died.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

hashtags suck balls

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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