- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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