- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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