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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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