- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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