Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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