How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

A whole 'nother.

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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