- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A American seeking into mexico

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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