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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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