Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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you gay?

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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A black person dies.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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