A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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