Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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TRICERATOPS!

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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