- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Womens rights

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

womens rights.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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