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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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