- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Jack Stevens

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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