- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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