what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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