Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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