- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Knock, Knock Come in

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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