why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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SEX

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kieran is a homosexual

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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