- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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