- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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