- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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