- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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