What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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A sober Irish individual.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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HELLO EVERYONE

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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