- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

-knock knock! -doors open

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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