Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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penis in the camel

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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