A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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nothing

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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