- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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