Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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